nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

radsturbate:

how the soft grinch☯ stole christmas

annulet:

baethoven

armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

When I’m lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.

Morrissey   (via cybergirlfriend)

my everyday thoughts

(via debt)

brittapperry:

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing

unless you’re at a funeral

yongmuney:

why arent oven mitts called glovens