meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

image

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car